Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior
Description
If you're smart, you'll read my bookOf modern children's etiquette.If you don't, I'm sad to say –Your life will be pathetiquette.Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavio...
ISBN(s)
0374349908, 9780374349905
